I have a saying: “Any movie that features blood-soaked Nicholas Cage going nuts, an incoherent Tommy Chong smoking weed, and an Alpaca getting milked deserves my hard-earned…… Read more “Color Out of Space”
Porno
What does it mean if i can’t get it up for a movie called “Porno?” A movie produced by Fangoria, my favorite horror magazine?! A movie that…… Read more “Porno”
Swallow
These days, there’s a movie for everyone. Movies for people who love killer clowns. Movies for people who love fancy British dudes. Movies for people who love…… Read more “Swallow”
The Assistant
It’s easy to complain about work. Everyone does it. Whenever I wander the Streets of San Francisco during lunch, 82% of what I eavesdrop is about some…… Read more “The Assistant”
The Hunt
Every movie starts with an idea. You’ve got ideas, right? Me, too! You know how it is, hanging out with friends, surrounded by beers and bongs, an…… Read more “The Hunt”
Bacurau
Have you heard of “Bacurau?” This movie wandered into my reality through the Alamo Drafthouse streaming page. I was looking to support a Bay Area theater and…… Read more “Bacurau”
